no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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