capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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