Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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