god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We are all done wearing pants today
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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