I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
