I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Alive.
So much puke
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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