In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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