Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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