Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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