In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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