Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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