what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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