remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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