It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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