i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
