Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Randomize