So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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