We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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