she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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