hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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