Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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