Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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