hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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