they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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