Jerry, you need to find god
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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