Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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