normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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