I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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