Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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