jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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