If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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