Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
