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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again

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  (908): google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again http://tfl.nu/nfnp
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.

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  (651): It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits. http://tfl.nu/7qz9
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  (613): View more from Ontario

  Who pooed in my magic bullet?

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  Sorry the bathroom was being used.

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  (613): Who pooed in my magic bullet? (1-613): Sorry the bathroom was being used. http://tfl.nu/qp1c
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  (813): View more from Florida

  He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.

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  (813): He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys. http://tfl.nu/u6q3
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  (509): View more from Washington

  im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid

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  (509): im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid http://tfl.nu/xma9
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  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Want any specific kind of beer?

  (623): View more from Arizona

  Yeah. Alcohol flavor.

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Got it. Anything but Miller.

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  (701): Want any specific kind of beer? (623): Yeah. Alcohol flavor. (701): Got it. Anything but Miller. http://tfl.nu/wg65
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  (206): View more from Washington

  Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage

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  (206): Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage http://tfl.nu/qnyx
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets

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  (505): I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets http://tfl.nu/m4mv
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  (206): View more from Washington

  When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...

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  (206): When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person... http://tfl.nu/69cl
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  (316): View more from Kansas

  Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday

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  (316): Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday http://tfl.nu/stim
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.

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  (913): This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for. http://tfl.nu/vkxq
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her

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  (843): Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her http://tfl.nu/v0qt
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.

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  (+44): My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more. http://tfl.nu/t57q
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  (541): View more from Oregon

  No worries I have vodka. Its always on time

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  (541): No worries I have vodka. Its always on time http://tfl.nu/sdpy
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  I plan on blacking out and milking a cow

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  (301): I plan on blacking out and milking a cow http://tfl.nu/f0qu
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