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(305): View more from Florida

If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?

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(817): View more from Texas

I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.

(443): View more from Maryland

do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?

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(636): View more from Missouri

I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...

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(951): View more from California

diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.

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(559): View more from California

I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.

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