just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.