it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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