that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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