I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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