My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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