I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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