No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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