I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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