as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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