Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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