Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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