Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
