How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize
