ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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