i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I could fuck to npr.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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