I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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