I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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