Those balls look pretty dangerous.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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