can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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