I hate your face
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i think my tv is drunk
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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