You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
