just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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