thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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