You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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