This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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