need another drink. this is the easiest way
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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